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HMM... BAG FEELS
A LITTLE LIGHT, DAD.

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CHIPS! CHIPS!

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CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

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IT'S GOOD TO BE MEN.

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BETTER TO BE LIVING MEN.

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COME ON, MOM. MANLY FOOD.

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COME ON, COR. MOMLY FOOD.

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HUMOR HER. SHE WASHES
YOUR UNDERWEAR.

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AREN'T YOU GOING TO
CUT THESE SANDWICHES?

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NO, NO. WHEN MEN EAT,

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THEY LIKE TO FEEL A
FISTFUL OF BREAD AND MEAT,

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NOT SOME CRUSTLESS
LITTLE TRIANGLE.

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YEAH, MOM.

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LAST TIME YOU MADE
US SANDWICHES,

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ALL THE TRUCKERS
THAT PASSED US LAUGHED

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AND THOUGHT WE
WERE MAJOR NOZZLES.

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I WANT TO GO SEE
THE BLUE ANGELS.

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THESE AREN'T ANGELS
FROM HEAVEN, MORGAN.

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YEAH, THESE ANGELS
ARE FROM THE NAVY.

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ME AND DAD ARE GONNA
WATCH 'EM DO FORMATIONS.

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I WANT TO GO WITH YOU.

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YA DO?

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CORY.

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DAD. YOU KNOW
SHE CAN'T SIT STILL.

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YOU KNOW SHE'S GOT
AN ATTENTION SPAN

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OF, LIKE, 2 SECONDS.

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MORGAN?

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I GOT IT.

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HEATHER, I'M SORRY. LOOK,
YOU WEAR A TURTLENECK,

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NO ONE'S EVEN GONNA NOTICE.

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OK. I SUCKED A NECK.

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MRS. MATTHEWS, LEONARD SPINELLI.

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I'M MR. MATTHEWS'
ASSISTANT MANAGER.

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LENNY, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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YOU'VE HAD DINNER
HERE MAYBE 20 TIMES.

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OH, WELL, I'M JUST NEVER SURE

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IF I REALLY MAKE AN
IMPRESSION ON PEOPLE.

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YEAH, YOU DO.

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I TRIED PHONING, REPEATEDLY.

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DID YOU KNOW CALL WAITING
IS ONLY PENNIES A DAY?

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LENNY ALERT.

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MR. MATTHEWS, I'M VERY SORRY

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TO DISTURB YOU AT HOME,
ESPECIALLY ON A SUNDAY.

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ESPECIALLY WHEN
YOU'RE SPENDING TIME

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WITH YOUR FAMILY.

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LEONARD SPINELLI.

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LENNY, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

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OH, REALLY? BECAUSE
I'M NEVER REALLY SURE IF...

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YEAH.

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YOU DO.

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LENNY, YOU CAME HERE.

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I ASSUME THERE'S A POINT.

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RIGHT. MR. MATTHEWS,
IF WE MOVE QUICKLY,

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I THINK WE CAN
CONTAIN THIS THING.

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OH, THE HORROR!

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BOTTOM LINE, LENNY.

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RIGHT, RIGHT. OH, BOY.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS.

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YOU KNOW THAT LONG SHELF
OVER THE PRODUCE DEPARTMENT

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THAT HOLDS ALL THOSE
CASES OF PERRIER?

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YEAH.

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IT DOESN'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

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IT FELL DOWN?

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"FELL DOWN" WOULD BE
ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT.

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ANOTHER WAY WOULD BE
THAT THE BOTTLES CRASHED

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THROUGH THOSE PRODUCE
BINS LIKE THEY WERE EGGSHELLS

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AND SENT AN IMPORTED
FRENCH TIDAL WAVE

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ALL THE WAY DOWN AISLE 6.

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WHAT'S ON AISLE 6?

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10,000 PACKAGES OF ALKA SELTZER.

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WAS ANYBODY HURT?

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HARD TO SAY.

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MR. CONKLIN WAS STILL
FIZZING WHEN I LEFT.

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I GOT TO GO.

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DAD...

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CORY, I GOT TO GO.

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I'VE GOT AN EFFERVESCENT
PRODUCE MANAGER.

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WELL, YOU GOT A WARPING SON.

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I'M NOT SPENDING
ENOUGH TIME WITH MY DAD.

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YOU STEP OUT OF THIS HOUSE,

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I'M ON MY WAY TO MY
FIRST BALLET LESSON.

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I'LL PROMISE YOU.
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

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HEY, I PROMISE.

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HEY, CORY. CORY.

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PHILLIES ARE PLAYING
ON THE WEST COAST,

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AND SCHILLING'S GOING
INTO THE SEVENTH INNING

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WITH A NO-HITTER
AGAINST THE DODGERS.

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YOU TOO TIRED TO COME DOWN

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AND WATCH THE REST
OF THE GAME WITH ME?

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WHAT, ARE YOU NEW HERE?

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THE PHILLIES GOT
A NO-HITTER GOING.

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WANT TO COME DOWN WATCH THE GAME

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WITH ME AND CORY?

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I CAN'T. I'M...

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I'M NAKED, AND I'M
TAKING A MATH TEST.

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BOY, YOU NEVER
SEE THIS ON A MENU.

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THEY DON'T KNOW GOOD.

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<i>Announcer: LONG FLY BALL.</i>

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<i>COULD BE THE NO-HITTER.</i>

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<i>NO! DYKSTRA PULLS IT
BACK OVER THE WALL.</i>

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I HEAR YA.

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MMPH!

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THANKS FOR WAKING ME UP, DAD.

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HEY, WOULDN'T BE THIS MUCH FUN

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WITHOUT YOU.

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UH, DON'T TELL MOM.

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MOM'S NOT IN ON THIS?

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NO, NO, NO. THIS IS
KIND OF A GUY SECRET.

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WELL, A FATHER-SON BONDING.

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YOUR MOTHER CAN NEVER
FIND OUT ABOUT THIS.

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DAD? HMM?

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THIS WAS AS GOOD AS WATCHING
THOSE NAVY PLANES ANY DAY.

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Mr. Feeny: ALL RIGHT,
CLASS, TIME'S UP.

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PLEASE PASS YOUR TEST PAPERS
TO THE FRONT OF YOUR ROWS.

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MR. MINKUS, THIS TEST DIDN'T
REQUIRE AN ESSAY ANSWER,

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BUT HOW REFRESHING THAT
YOU'VE CHOSEN TO INCLUDE ONE.

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AHEM. SUCK-UP.

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FUTURE PLUMBER.

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FEELS A C-MINUS SHORT.

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AH, YES.

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HERE WE ARE.

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HUH? IS THE TEST OVER?

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HOW'D I DO?

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LOOKS LIKE AN "A."

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I GOT AN "A"?

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NO. "A" IS THE ONLY
ANSWER YOU PUT DOWN

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BEFORE YOU SLIPPED
INTO THE COMA.

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SO, WHAT DID I GET?

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WELL, YOU ANSWERED
ONE QUESTION OUT OF 40

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AND GOT IT WRONG, SO WHAT GRADE

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DO YOU THINK I'M
GOING TO GIVE YOU?

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CAN IT BE FOUND

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AT THE BEGINNING
OF THE WORD "FAJITA"?

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<i>SI, SEÑOR.</i>

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COME ON, MR. FEENY. I
WAS UP TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT.

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OH, AND WHAT
EARTH-SHATTERING EVENT

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KEPT YOU UP TILL
THAT TIME OF NIGHT?

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A NO-HITTER.

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YOU GOT TO STAY UP
AND WATCH THE GAME?

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WITH MY DAD.

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COOL.

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AH, BASEBALL. SILLY ME.

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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT'VE STAYED UP

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FOR SOMETHING FRIVOLOUS,
LIKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT

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FROM STOCKHOLM
OF THE NOBEL PRIZES.

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BIOPHYSICS... DR. IRA SOOCHEK.

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MEDICINE... DR. LIN YI PAO.

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ECONOMICS... PROFESSOR
NARWHAL FOWAB.

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AND I'M FRESH AS A DAISY.

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TEACHER'S PET.

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FIX A SINK.

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HI, BABE.

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HI, DADDY.

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I THINK HE WAS TALKING TO ME.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT
WAS A GENERIC "BABE",

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ENCOMPASSING ALL OF WOMANHOOD.

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OH, DON'T I FEEL SPECIAL?

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Cory: DAD. DAD! WE BLEW IT.

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HEY, I HAVEN'T SEEN
YOU SINCE BREAKFAST.

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WHATEVER IT WAS,
YOU BLEW IT YOURSELF.

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I FAILED A TEST TODAY
JUST BECAUSE I FELL ASLEEP.

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I MEAN, I TOLD MR. FEENY

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YOU AND I WERE UP PAST MIDNIGHT

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WATCHING THIS
INCREDIBLE NO-HITTER AND...

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AND THEN I REALIZED

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IT WAS PROBABLY JUST
AN INTENSELY VIVID DREAM.

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YOU KEPT HIM UP THAT LATE

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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?

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WELL, IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN ME.

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I THINK I SAW SOME OTHER FATHER

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SLURKING AROUND OUT
THERE AFTER MIDNIGHT.

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MIDNIGHT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?

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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

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I WAS THINKING THAT I
DON'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME

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WITH MY SON.

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I WAS THINKING THAT I
PROMISED TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM.

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I WAS THINKING I'D GO
HAVE A TALK WITH MR. FEENY.

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THANK YOU.

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I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HIM,

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GET HIM TO LET CORY
TAKE A MAKE-UP TEST.

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OH, I'M SO GLAD.

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BECAUSE UNTIL YOU
DO, YOU'RE GROUNDED.

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DOES THAT REALLY WORK?
CAN SHE GROUND YOU?

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IN CERTAIN WAYS, YES.

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ALL RIGHT, DAD. THE DAD-INATOR.

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YOU'RE GONNA CRUSH
FEENY LIKE A GRAPE.

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GEORGE.

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ALAN.

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MR. FEENY.

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MR. MATTHEWS.

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<i>Alan: I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU</i>

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ABOUT THAT TEST
MY SON FAILED TODAY.

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OF COURSE, ALAN.
I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE

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TO DISCUSS A STUDENT'S PROGRESS

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OR PROBLEMS

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WITH AN INTERESTED PARENT.

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YOU SEE, IT WAS MY FAULT
HE FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS.

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I KEPT HIM UP LATE LAST NIGHT.

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TO WATCH A BASEBALL GAME.

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A NO-HITTER! A PIECE
OF PHILLIES' HISTORY.

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YOU KNOW WHEN THE LAST ONE WAS?

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MAY 23, 1991. TOMMY GREENE.

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AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED JUNE 21, 1964?

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A PERFECT GAME. JIM BUNNING.

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AND WHAT YEAR DID MAGELLAN

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CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE GLOBE?

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WHY WOULD I FILL MY
HEAD WITH THAT JUNK?

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UH... GEORGE,

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I HAD MADE PLANS
WITH CORY YESTERDAY,

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AND SOMETHING CAME
UP. I HAD TO CANCEL.

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I PROMISED TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM

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SO I GOT HIM OUT
OF BED LAST NIGHT

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FOR A LITTLE FATHER-SON BONDING.

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I SEE.

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SO, CAN HE TAKE A MAKE-UP TEST

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LATER THIS WEEK?

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CORY MAY NOT
TAKE A MAKE-UP TEST.

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THE "F" STANDS.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU UNDERSTOOD.

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I BELIEVE I DO UNDERSTAND, ALAN.

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BUT UNDERSTANDING AND CONDONING

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ARE 2 ENTIRELY
SEPARATE CONCEPTS.

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SO YOU'RE GONNA FAIL A BOY

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FOR SPENDING TIME
WITH HIS FATHER?

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IN MY 35 YEARS OF TEACHING,

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I HAVE HEARD EVERY
EXCUSE IMAGINABLE

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FOR WHY SOMEONE FAILS A TEST.

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WHAT'S MY EXCUSE

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IF SOMEWHERE DOWN THE LINE

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A CHILD FAILS AT SOMETHING

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BECAUSE I ONCE ABROGATED
MY RESPONSIBILITY

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TO IMPART KNOWLEDGE?

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I'VE GOT TO LISTEN
TO THIS EVERY DAY.

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HOUSE.

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GONE.

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LOOK, I DON'T UNDERSTAND

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WHY YOU'RE MAKING A
FEDERAL CASE OUT OF THIS.

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MAYBE IF YOU WERE ENTRUSTED

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WITH THE EDUCATION

239
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:55,219
OF 32 SIXTH-GRADERS EVERY DAY,

240
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,366
YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

241
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,290
AND MAYBE IF YOU HAD A SON

242
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,103
AND WERE TRYING TO FIND
TIME TO SPEND WITH HIM

243
00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:02,426
IN BETWEEN YOUR JOB,

244
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,428
AND FIXING THE CAR,
AND INSULATING THE ATTIC,

245
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,364
<i>YOU'D</i> UNDERSTAND
WHAT<i> I'M</i> TALKING ABOUT.

246
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,132
BUT YOU DON'T
HAVE A SON, GEORGE,

247
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,301
SO HOW COULD YOU UNDERSTAND?

248
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,105
WELL, WE ARE OBVIOUSLY

249
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,941
ON OPPOSITE SIDES
OF THE FENCE HERE.

250
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,010
YES, WE ARE.

251
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,512
NOW, THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.

252
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,052
AW, DAD. YOU GOT FEENED.

253
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,559
AH, THE CONQUERING
HEROES RETURN.

254
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,860
HOW DID YOU DO?

255
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,631
IT WAS A VERY
DIFFICULT CONVERSATION.

256
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,545
'CAUSE FEENY'S A BUTT.

257
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:44,936
HEY, YOU DON'T CALL
YOUR TEACHER THAT.

258
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,138
GOOD TEACHERS ARE A RARE
COMMODITY IN THIS WORLD,

259
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,340
AND GEORGE FEENY
IS A GREAT TEACHER.

260
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,075
WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS

261
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,643
AND GET SOME TENNIS CLOTHES ON.

262
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,578
WE'LL GO DOWN TO
THE "Y", HIT SOME BALLS.

263
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:55,647
OK.

264
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,550
FEENY'S A BUTT.

265
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,785
ALAN.

266
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,387
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.

267
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:03,532
NO, YOU DON'T.

268
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,190
OH, YES I DO. YOU'RE GONNA SAY

269
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,158
I'M A JERK FOR KEEPING
MY KID UP HALF THE NIGHT

270
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,692
AND THEN TRYING TO
WEASEL HIS TEACHER

271
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,795
INTO MAKING AN
EXCEPTION TO THE RULES.

272
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,541
THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WAS GOING TO SAY.

273
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,165
OK, WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY?

274
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,314
FORKS GO ON THE LEFT.

275
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,407
THAT'S IT? NO.

276
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,809
I KNOW WHY YOU DID WHAT YOU DID,

277
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,377
AND I LOVE YOU

278
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,013
FOR WANTING TO SPEND
MORE TIME WITH CORY,

279
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,649
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST
JERK HIS LIFE AROUND

280
00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:33,795
TO... TO LET YOURSELF
OFF THE HOOK

281
00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:35,564
WHEN YOU DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR HIM.

282
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,756
<i>Eric: I'LL GET IT!</i>

283
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,560
MR. MATTHEWS? LEONARD SPINELLI.

284
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:43,795
I WORK FOR YOUR FATHER.

285
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,096
I KNOW THAT, LENNY.

286
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,198
I SEE YOU AT THE
STORE EVERY DAY.

287
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,901
LOOK, YOU'RE THE
ASSISTANT MANAGER.

288
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,069
I'M JUST A BOXBOY.

289
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,514
WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME ERIC?

290
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,005
THAT WOULD MAKE ME
INTENSELY UNCOMFORTABLE.

291
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,141
I BLANCH AT THE THOUGHT.

292
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,055
LENNY, WAS THERE SOMETHING
YOU HAD TO TELL MY DAD?

293
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,978
YES, THERE WAS.
HENCE, I CAME HERE.

294
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,813
HE'S RIGHT IN THERE.

295
00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,150
OH, GOD!

296
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,021
HELLO, LENNY.

297
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,490
MR. MATTHEWS, I'M VERY
SORRY TO DISTURB YOU AT HOME,

298
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,158
ESPECIALLY AFTER-HOURS.

299
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,993
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE
GIVING MRS. MATTHEWS

300
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,961
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION.

301
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:20,331
WHY ARE YOU IN MY KITCHEN?

302
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,732
THERE'S A PROBLEM AT THE STORE.

303
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,679
WELL, OF COURSE THERE'S
A PROBLEM AT THE STORE.

304
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,281
THERE'S ALWAYS A
PROBLEM AT THE STORE.

305
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,071
THAT'S WHY THEY HIRE A MANAGER.

306
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,674
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY THEY
HIRE AN ASSISTANT MANAGER?

307
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,443
TO TELL THE MANAGER

308
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,712
WHEN THERE'S A
PROBLEM AT THE STORE?

309
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,315
NO. TO ASSIST THE MANAGER

310
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,143
BY TAKING CARE OF THE PROBLEM

311
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,262
WHEN HE'S NOT THERE.

312
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,386
I HAD NO IDEA.

313
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,289
I APOLOGIZE. FORGET I WAS HERE

314
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,490
BECAUSE THIS IS A PROBLEM
FOR THE ASSISTANT MANAGER.

315
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,926
THERE IS NO PROBLEM FOR YOU.

316
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:48,927
DAD, YOU READY?

317
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,035
YES, I AM.

318
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,740
I'M READY TO PLAY
TENNIS WITH MY SON,

319
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,942
AND BRING HIM HOME EARLY,

320
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,510
LET HIM GET A GOOD NIGHT'S REST,

321
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,733
SEND HIM OFF TO SCHOOL,

322
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:58,202
AND WATCH THOSE
As START ROLLING IN.

323
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,848
AND I AM GOING BACK TO THE STORE

324
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:02,118
TO MAKE SURE WE NEVER
AGAIN PUT THE LIGHTER FLUID

325
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,475
NEXT TO THE ROTISSERIE CHICKENS.

326
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,345
ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT A FIRE, LENNY?

327
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,513
YEAH, BUT THERE IS
NO PROBLEM FOR YOU.

328
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,415
HOW MUCH OF THE STORE IS LEFT?

329
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,317
ST...

330
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,785
CORY...

331
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,832
DAD, IT'S OK, AND YOU DON'T HAVE

332
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,534
TO WAKE ME UP OR ANYTHING LATER.

333
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,236
WE'LL PLAY TENNIS
SOME OTHER TIME.

334
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,460
IS THE FIRE OUT, LENNY?

335
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,594
OH, YEAH. WE CONTAINED
THE ACTUAL FLAMEAGE.

336
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,196
FINE. WAIT FOR ME IN THE CAR.

337
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,630
YES, SIR.

338
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,433
MISS MATTHEWS, LEONARD SPINELLI.

339
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,101
I WORK FOR YOUR FATHER.

340
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,503
LENNY, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.

341
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,542
CORY, YOUR MOTHER
JUST SAID SOMETHING TO ME

342
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,310
THAT MADE A LOT OF SENSE.

343
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,423
DON'T YOU HATE
WHEN SHE DOES THAT?

344
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,514
YES, I DO.

345
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,716
SHE POINTED OUT
TO ME THAT I'M ANGRY

346
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,052
AT THE WRONG GUY
ABOUT YOUR TEST.

347
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,965
WELL, WHAT OTHER GUY IS THERE?

348
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,900
MR. FEENY'S THE
ONE WHO FAILED ME.

349
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,225
NO, I FAILED YOU. I
DIDN'T DO MY JOB.

350
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,937
YOU'RE AT THE STORE ALL DAY.

351
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,873
HOW COULD YOU SAY
YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR JOB?

352
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,198
I DIDN'T DO MY JOB
AS YOUR FATHER.

353
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,332
WHAT?

354
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,766
LOOK, IF IT WAS UP TO ME,

355
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,395
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO GO TO SLEEP AT ALL.

356
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,647
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
TO GO TO SCHOOL,

357
00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:06,937
I WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK,

358
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,872
AND WE COULD JUST SPEND
ALL OUR TIME TOGETHER.

359
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,975
AND THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I'D RATHER DO.

360
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,954
THEN WHY DON'T WE DO THAT?

361
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,245
I DON'T KNOW.

362
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,081
I GUESS THE FAMILY'S
GOTTEN USED TO EATING.

363
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,682
CORY...

364
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,486
I SHOULDN'T HAVE KEPT
YOU UP LATE LAST NIGHT.

365
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,223
MR. FEENY IS RIGHT.

366
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,931
UH-OH.

367
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,888
DON'T SHOOT, MR. FEENY!

368
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,657
I'M JUST GETTING MY TENNIS BALL!

369
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,482
GOOD EVENING, MR. MATTHEWS.

370
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,085
CARE TO JOIN ME FOR A DRINK?

371
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,654
UH... SURE.

372
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,460
HELP YOURSELF.

373
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,118
HEY! THIS IS APPLE JUICE!

374
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:32,089
OH, GEE, I MUST'VE LEFT
IT IN THERE TOO LONG.

375
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,657
NICE, UH...

376
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,637
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS THING?

377
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,629
HMM, A CHRISTMAS
PRESENT FROM MY SISTER.

378
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,598
SHE FORGETS THAT I ONLY TAKE

379
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,534
THE OCCASIONAL GLASS
OF CLARET WITH DINNER.

380
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,881
SO, HOW COME
YOU'RE SITTING OUTSIDE

381
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,071
IN THE DARK?

382
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:50,007
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
WHEN I WAS A BOY,

383
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,310
JUST A LITTLE
YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE.

384
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,844
THERE WAS A WAR GOING ON.

385
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:57,515
IT'S HARD TO
PICTURE YOU AS A BOY.

386
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,318
DID YOUR PARENTS
CALL YOU MR. FEENY?

387
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,655
I USED TO ASK MY MOTHER

388
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,824
WHY I COULD ONLY HAVE
BUTTER ON MY TOAST

389
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,392
2 MORNINGS A WEEK,

390
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,995
AND SHE SAID, "BECAUSE
OF THE WAR IN EUROPE."

391
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,664
AND I WONDERED WHY THERE
WAS NEVER ENOUGH CANDY,

392
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:14,832
AND SHE TOLD ME,

393
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,301
"BECAUSE OF THE WAR IN EUROPE."

394
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,970
OH, AND I LONGED FOR
A PAIR OF SNEAKERS.

395
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,806
BUT I COULDN'T HAVE ANY.

396
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,109
THOSE EUROPE GUYS STOLE 'EM?

397
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,479
NO, NO. THE RUBBER
HAD TO BE DIVERTED

398
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,680
TO THE WAR EFFORT.

399
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,782
THERE WAS A VERSION
OF A SNEAKER AVAILABLE,

400
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,652
BUT IT WAS MADE OUT
OF RECYCLED TIRES,

401
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,755
AND LEFT BLACK MARKS
ON THE GYM FLOOR.

402
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,857
HEY, YOU TOOK GYM?

403
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,592
THEY MADE ME.

404
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,263
ANYWAY, I PRAYED EVERY NIGHT

405
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,331
FOR AN END TO THE WAR IN EUROPE.

406
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,701
NOT FROM ANY ALTRUISTIC
DESIRE FOR WORLD PEACE.

407
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,337
JUST A BOY'S SELFISH WISH

408
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,039
FOR BUTTERED TOAST AND SNEAKERS.

409
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,576
THEN I HEARD THAT MR. TRUMAN

410
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,944
WAS GOING ON THE
RADIO THAT NIGHT

411
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,980
TO ANNOUNCE THE END OF THE WAR.

412
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,183
AND I WENT HOME
AND ASKED MY FATHER

413
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:09,220
IF I COULD STAY UP WITH
HIM TO HEAR THE PRESIDENT.

414
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,155
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?

415
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,069
I'M GUESSING IT'S
EITHER YES OR NO,

416
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,037
BUT WE BOTH KNOW HOW WELL I DO

417
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:16,894
ON MULTIPLE CHOICE.

418
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,897
HE SAID...

419
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,366
"TOMORROW'S A SCHOOL DAY.

420
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,502
I DON'T WANT YOU UP WITH ME."

421
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,805
SO YOU'RE SAYING
YOUR DAD REALLY KNEW

422
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,418
THE VALUE OF EDUCATION.

423
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,742
NO, I'M SAYING MY
FATHER DIDN'T WANT ME

424
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,646
HANGING AROUND WITH HIM
AND HIS DRINKING BUDDIES.

425
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,482
AS A RESULT, THE
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL,

426
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,520
I WAS RESTED AND FRESH
AND READY TO LEARN.

427
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,822
I SEE YOUR POINT, MR. FEENY.

428
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,858
NO, I DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY DO, CORY.

429
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,494
WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE

430
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,762
I LEARNED IN SCHOOL THAT DAY?

431
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,065
I KNOW THIS HAS
GOT TO BE A BIGGIE,

432
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,835
LIKE THE MAGNA
CARTA OR SOMETHING.

433
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,170
I HAVE NO IDEA

434
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,639
WHAT YOU LEARNED THAT DAY.

435
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,607
NEITHER DO I.

436
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,743
YOU SEE, MR. MATTHEWS,

437
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,946
EDUCATION IS NOT
ABOUT OBSCURE FACTS

438
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:11,182
AND LITTLE TEST SCORES.

439
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,952
EDUCATION IS ABOUT
THE OVERALL EFFECT

440
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,688
OF YEARS OF SLOW ABSORPTION,

441
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,957
CONCEPTS, PHILOSOPHIES,

442
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,993
APPROACHES TO PROBLEM-SOLVING.

443
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,330
THE WHOLE PROCESS IS SO GRAND

444
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,866
AND ALL-ENCOMPASSING

445
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,001
THAT IT REALLY
CAN'T BE THREATENED

446
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,405
BY THE OCCASIONAL
LATE-NIGHT NO-HITTER.

447
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,509
IT IS IMPORTANT

448
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,279
THAT A BOY SPEND
TIME WITH HIS FATHER.

449
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,581
BUT... HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

450
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,761
YOUR DAD DIDN'T LET
YOU STAY UP WITH HIM.

451
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,151
THAT'S PRECISELY WHY I DO KNOW.

452
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,788
<i>Alan: CORY!</i>

453
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,255
OVER HERE, DAD,

454
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,764
HAVING A DRINK WITH MR. FEENY.

455
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,072
IT'S JUST APPLE JUICE.

456
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,239
HOW'S THE STORE?

457
00:19:58,263 --> 00:19:59,663
OH, THE STORE IS FINE.

458
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,765
JUST A SMALL GREASE
FIRE AT THE ROTISSERIE.

459
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,401
TOMORROW WE'LL RUN A SPECIAL

460
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,369
ON BLACKENED CHICKEN.

461
00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,405
ALAN. GEORGE.

462
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,473
BETTER COME IN, KIDDO.
ABOUT TIME FOR BED.

463
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,775
SURE, DAD.

464
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,788
UM... ARE WE EVER GONNA STUDY

465
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,093
THAT EUROPEAN SNEAKER WAR?

466
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,515
I THINK YOU'LL
GET TO IT SOMETIME

467
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,617
IN THE COURSE OF YOUR EDUCATION.

468
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:20,818
GOOD,

469
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,664
'CAUSE IT SOUNDED
REALLY INTERESTING.

470
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,355
OH, IT WAS.

471
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,990
WELL, GOOD NIGHT, MR. FEENY.

472
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,726
GOOD NIGHT, MR. MATTHEWS.

473
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,999
AHEM. I, UH...

474
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,469
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M GONNA HAVE HIM IN BED

475
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,271
EVERY NIGHT WHEN
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

476
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:45,008
WELL, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT IF I DID HAVE A SON

477
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,611
AND THE OPPORTUNITY
PRESENTED ITSELF

478
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,548
TO WAKE HIM UP TO
WATCH A BASEBALL GAME

479
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,561
OR TO LISTEN TO THE PRESIDENT

480
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,952
ON THE RADIO,

481
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,321
OR FOR ABSOLUTELY
NO REASON AT ALL...

482
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,425
WELL...

483
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,894
GOOD NIGHT, ALAN.

484
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,467
GOOD NIGHT, GEORGE.

485
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,517
NIGHT, COR. HAVE GOOD DREAMS.

486
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,007
YOU, TOO.

487
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,508
HEY, MOM?

488
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,077
HEY, COR?

489
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,412
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

490
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,880
SURE.

491
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,150
I'M ON THE CLOCK FOR
ANOTHER HALF HOUR.

492
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:28,786
UM... WELL, EARLIER TONIGHT,

493
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,721
DAD TOLD ME MR. FEENY WAS RIGHT.

494
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:31,989
AND THEN LATER ON,

495
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,091
MR. FEENY TOLD ME DAD WAS RIGHT.

496
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:36,226
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT
I THINK HE WAS SAYING.

497
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,128
SOMETIMES I CAN'T HOLD
MY BREATHE LONG ENOUGH

498
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:41,265
TO GET DOWN TO WHERE
MR. FEENY LIKES TO SWIM.

499
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,535
WELL, COR, SOMETIMES 2 ADULTS

500
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,915
CAN THINK 2 DIFFERENT
WAYS ABOUT SOMETHING,

501
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,539
AND BOTH CAN BE RIGHT.

502
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,141
THEN, HOW COME I ONLY
THINK ONE WAY ABOUT THINGS,

503
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,510
AND I'M ALWAYS WRONG?

504
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:54,656
GOOD NIGHT, CORY.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

505
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,979
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOMORROW?

506
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,848
THE PHILLIES ARE
STILL IN LOS ANGELES.

507
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,450
WHAT IF THERE'S A
NO-HITTER GOING?

508
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,552
WHAT IF THE PRESIDENT
GOES ON THE RADIO?

509
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,454
WHATEVER GOES ON
CAN WAIT TILL TOMORROW.

510
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,789
HOW COME?

511
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,259
BECAUSE YOUR FATHER IS
ALWAYS GONNA BE THERE

512
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,929
IN THE MORNING TO
TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

513
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,296
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.

514
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,832
GOOD NIGHT, SON.

515
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,736
AM I STILL GROUNDED?

516
00:22:18,804 --> 00:22:20,281
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

517
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:23,240
HEY, TALK I CAN GET ANYWHERE.

518
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:24,375
HMM?

519
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,879
HE WON'T BE BACK TONIGHT.